So I’ve got this friend, more of a friend of a friend really. Who has never experimented with Miss Mari. Never took a hit of anyone’s splif, never had a weed cake or brownie, never experimented with any sort of hallucinogens or recreational drug.
My friend, who shall remain nameless, because you know she is a real person and all. Recently hit the big three zero, and never having any of these experiences that it seems everyone who is anyone has had, wonders if maybe they aren’t worth having, even once. I….er….I mean she is still a weed virgin. I….I mean she, knows all the arguments, being a child of the ‘JUST SAY NO’ generation, she knows the research and the risk factors, she’s read the studies on both sides of the fence. I….I mean she, knows that this might not be the wisest thing out there to do.
But who says we all need to be wise all the time? Who says there isn’t anything to be missed in those youthful moments of folly and experimentation? Youthful moments and experiments it seems that she has most assuredly missed. Beside how many people do we know who occasionally indulge in a little pot who are all fine, healthy, productive members of society?
In the end it comes down to the inside argument I guess. Do I….er….she want to surrender her mental faculties to THC-9? Is it worth it, to float in the cosmic stream and commune with the ether in a way never before experienced? Maybe it could be beneficial to understand the draw of the vice, if only to be able to speak with authority on both sides of the argument…for science sake? Just this once?
What have been your weed-sperience? Do you think weed-ginity is worth keeping?